mikkeneko:

leliaana:

canticleofisabela:

Friendly reminder that Leliana once:

  • Took a ride on the sails of a windmill. It didn’t turn out well.
  • Drank a thimble of dwarven ale and woke up a week later in Jader wearing nothing but her shoes and a towel.
  • Got cotton candy stuck in her hair and proceeded to eat it for the next few days after failing to brush it out
  • Worked a brothel. Serving tea.
  • Giggled like a school girl when the Warden gave her Schmooples.

More reminders that Leliana:

  • Named her most terrifying raven Baron Plucky.
  • Was once stuck in caramel pudding.
  • Has pinned underwear to a Chantry Board. Twice (that we know of).
  • Had Josephine’s frilly underwear hoisted on a flagpole.
  • Did something so unspeakably amusing/horrific with a twine ball, a measuring stick, and a handkerchief that Josephine asks you to run if you ever see her with those items.

Ladies, gentlemen, and others, I give you Divine Victoria