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Party banter I needed — part 5

Bull: I have to say, I never thought you’d even look for a relationship in the middle of all this. You seem so busy all the time, but good on you, Boss! Happy for both of you. Cullen’s a good guy.

Inquisitor: Well… It’s not like I looked for it. It just sort of… happened, I suppose… Either way, it’s hardly something I want to be talking about.

Sera: Aww look at her! She’s all shy!

Inquisitor: What do you expect? Y-you think you can bring up something like this from out of the blue, and I won’t even blush a little?

Sera: You call this blushing? You should see Cullen whenever I mention you two. His entire head goes red and he can’t say as much as a word without stuttering!

Inquisitor: You- you’ve talked to Cullen about… us?!

Sera: Of course I have! Multiple times. He goes just as red every time ha! Grand!

Inquisitor: Why would you- I mean… Why did-

Sera: Why? Eh… Do you not know me by now?

Bull: She has a point, Boss.

Cassandra (if in party): Forgive me if I’m blunt, Inquisitor, but certainly you were expecting something like this?

Dorian (if in party): Surely this does not surprise you? I mean, it’s Sera we’re talking about… Sera…

Blackwall (if in party): I don’t think Sera poking around in other people’s business should be shocking to anyone at this point.

Cole (if in party): She likes to know things. You knew that, but you tried to forget it so maybe she would forget too, but she did not. She never forgets to know things…

Vivienne (if in party): If you were hoping for some discression, you clearly have forgotten who you associate yourself with, my dear. Excuse me for saying so, but the only thing that shocks me is your lack of perception.

Solas (if in party): I suppose it should have been obvious that she would meddle with your privacy.

Varric (if in party): A point? That’s an understatement. If you didn’t see this one coming, Inquisitor, I wouldn’t blame Sera for even a moment. That’s all on you, I’m afraid.

Inquisitor: How do I get this thing on my hand to open a rift again? I’m ready to jump in, head first… I’ll dive gracefully, if given the option…